Went to The House again tonight. Guess who the surprise guest was tonight. Ahhh, c'mon, guess. Noooo.... It was the Ambassador. That's right, Queen Volt and all other CM fans, eat your hearts out. He played a few tracks from his album off an iPod and rapped along with them. They were nice. Afterwards I got to honk and wave at Mr. A and make him feel like he's supposed to know me or somethin'. If you're reading this, sorry man. I was just foolin'. Oh, and we did a semi-praise song and actually partook of communion. More on that in a future date.
The poem you're about to (or won't, or did already) read is in all actuality a rip-off of both a Pigeon John attitude and, simultaneously, a Simon & Garfunkle song that he copped. See if you can guess the song. Bet'cha can't! Oh, it's supposed to be spoken word with a singing twist at the end of the verse (the little chorus that ends, "loser"), but as of yet, I haven't performed it. So it's got some more kinks to go. Might as well try it out here.
Buy this album and get this man a hamburger.