Gabriel Nathan Shwartz, a 29 year old Young Republican is interviewed at the RNC, where he is a delegate for Colorado.
This from the interview:
LinkTV: What is your vision for change under a John McCain administration?
Shwartz: Less taxes and more war.
L: So, where should the United States bomb next
S: Iran, baby.
L: Why should the US bomb Iran.
S: To protect Israel...
L: So, what would a war with Iran look like.
S: Hopefully, just bomb the hell out of them from the sky. No troops.
L: Are you worried about the escalating costs of the Iraqi and Afghanistan wars? How would we pay for the costs of a war in Iran?
S: We should plant a flag. Take the oil. Take the money. We deserve reimbursement.
While still in the Land o' Lakes, Mr. Shwartz meets a girl in a bar. They go up to his room, she mixes some drinks, yadda, yadda, yadda, she makes off with $120,000 (or his estimate, $50,000) worth in cash and belongings.
And no, I didn't yadda, yadda, yadda out the best parts.
More of story in Pioneer Press.
h/t to Huffington Post
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