Thursday, February 14, 2008

News of the Weird 10 - Holy Food and Ornaments!

From News of the Weird:

[P]laces an image of Jesus is said to have turned up: knothole in wooden fence (Lodi, CA, August); kitchen cabinet door (Manchester, CT, August); smudge of driveway sealant on garage door (Forest, VA, August); bath room towel (Houston, October); pancake (Port Saint Lucie, FL, November); chest X-ray (Homestead, FL, December); potato (Marion County, FL, January); another potato (Houston, January); slab of granite (Tampa, January).

O-Kay.

So, 1) what's up with Houston? 2) What's up with Florida? Has Jesus and/or his divine image moved on up to the Sunshine State? Is there some political statement going on here? Or is it just that Jesus, like all other 2000 year-olds, has decided to settle into Sunnydale Retirement Village?

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