Thursday, February 28, 2008

Fabio won't believe his eyes

Sometimes, I want to be an inventor. I'd like to invent two distinct, yet similar brands of substitute butter. I will put them up on the shelves of every grocer next to other leading brands of imitation spread.

One will be called, "So!?" and the other "Who Cares!?"

Across the aisle will be a tub of cheese-product named, "You Sure As Heck Won't Believe This Is Cheese!"


  1. Yes, just what the world needs: more processed, artificial substitutes for real food products.

    So how much money do you think you'll make off this scheme?

  2. money is of little value when compared to the joy it will bring many who are sick and tired of the empty bragging done by fabio and his corp.


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