There is a shortage of something that is ever-so-important in this world. A lot of people have it, and others do not. I am a have-not, and I do not wish to be this way much longer. As I near my 23rd year on planet Earth, I hope to find it very soon. But perhaps it's rude to call a girlfriend an "it." My single brothers are familiar with my predicament. It seems as though there are no intelligent, fun-loving and moral girls available. Anywhere. Now there are plenty of perfect girls in relationships, but none are unattached. How is this possible? Did all the lovely young ladies come out of the womb already clutching hands with boys?They're probably hiding from you, joe.
The point of the article is... Oh, I don't know. But he speaks of using girl friends to sharpen insights into the female mind.
Further signs of immaturity:
Always very clever and quick to laugh, women also possess an amazing sensitivity to others people's feelings. Now this may seem like obvious information to a lot of you, but it is news to me. You're dealing with an individual whose childish loathing of girls just recently died off. Believe it or not, I regularly said, "Girls sure are weird!" in all sincerity until only a couple of months ago.Twenty-three, huh? Is he pulling ponytails, still? Of course, this is coming from a guy who wrote a poem called "cooties" about, well, you'll get the point if you read it a couple of posts below.
Adam, you need to write for them. Give 'em somethin'. A dose of reality, per se. (No offense, Destiny, but this site sometimes confounds me.)
In related news, Michelle, ma belle...
These are words that go together well,
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
That's all I want to say.
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand.
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.
I need to, I need to, I need to.
I need to make you see,
Oh, what you mean to me.
Until I do I'm hoping you will
Know what I mean.
I love you.
I want you, I want you, I want you.
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow.
Until I do I'm telling you so
You'll understand.
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.
I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand, my Michelle.
And it's for simple reasons like this that I love my girl friends, right? They're so understanding.
eddy!!
ReplyDeletewhazzup playa?
man, you been gone for a spell, joe!
looks like you're doing good for yourself. you're in the business of, what is it?, real estate now?
oh, snaaaappp: futures trading!! dog! no flippin' way!! you can get soooo rich on that. and i know that 'cuz i watch late night tv. they always talkin' bout that. i wish there were some way that i could get in on that!
what?? no way!! you're serious? i, too, can get in on it? from the ground level?
i'm in on it, gibs! call me, joe. we got so much to verse on!
Son, I love the way he uses O's like 0's son!! That's the bleep right there, yo.
ReplyDeletest0cks and b0nds, dunny!
and to think he spent all this time just to leave ME (li'l ol' me!) a comment that i will never be able to understand.
ReplyDeletebreaks yo' ha't, don't it?
get over what?
ReplyDeletethat's fake french, done by the Beatles.
but you knew that. right?
I keep replaying the clip of Michelle falling on BET's 106 & Park. lol
ReplyDeletep.s.- I have beef with Relevant Magazine putting Kanye West in their issue as a "Visionary"...what the!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
i wish i had video footage of michelle. i'd project that on a large screen and loop her as she begins to fall. only i'll be at the bottom of the screen, ready to catch her.
ReplyDeleterelevant: the official magazine for christians trying to be cool.
no offense, again, destiny. but they're Mor-Ons!
I guess I'm the only one who only read Relevant cuz Adam's review was in it...?
ReplyDeleteIt's like I'm immune to that magazine or something...have noooo interest to read it. And that Kanye West thing is definitely another deterrant.
I read Feed mag for my Christian mag fix. And need to renew my subscription actually. beats. rhymes. life.
<--y'all get with it :) Adam was mentioned in there a couple times too, as a contributor.
And Jason, shutuuuuup about Michelle! You're worse than I am with Chris Martin. Actually I'm worried about our lil Michelle's mental state. She's TOO DANG SKINNY. She's the new Twiggy of our generation.
feed is some lames. i put up my hard-earned cash to subscribe and i get one issue. it wasn't the one i wanted (ok, so i was too late for that one). ain't heard from 'em since, what?, may.
ReplyDeletechris martin? please, you talk about him every post. those temp lakes reminded you of chris martin. an' he married. michelle ain't... *yet*