Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Quotes

Soccer was invented by European ladies so they would have something to do all day while the men cooked.
- Lecturer, Texan and Propane Advocate, Hank Hill,
from his opus, King of the Hill
Acknowledgement to Pigeon John fan Micah, (look to the top-right) a source of all kinds of awful trivia

I wanna touch the fans like Ron Artest
Deepspace 5
Unique, Just Like Everybody Else

WHAT DO I THINK OF THE JACKSON ACQUITTAL?
Personally, I thought the direction was poor, it moved too slowly, the performances were over-the-top and Culkin was underwhelming. The script was totally implausible. When the verdict was read, it would have been sweet if Jackson had jumped up and performed one of his greatest hits (P.Y.T., maybe?) spontaneously--what a showstopper that would have been! They should have hired a director like Todd Solondz (Happiness) who has a knack for painting sympathetic portraits of child molesters (alleged or otherwise). But the makeup? Oscar-worthy.
Jeffrey Overstreet,
Looking Closer

Americana, the Beautiful

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