No, seriously, that's the question.
I was just finished with my shower and putting my clothes on, and then I felt a low-registering but sharp pain on the left side of my neck. I grab for that area (as we are wont to do, w/o the slightest clue of what-who-how has transpired), pull off the alien and toss it at the sink.
Because it was a beetle, it had that hard shell of yumiliciousness, which means it's harder to kill, say, than a cockroach or an ant. In any case, I emerged the victor.
Or, did I?
My question again, for those of us just joining or not paying attention earlier, will the beetle have the last laugh as I lay gasping for my last breaths in a slow, torturous process of beetle-poison-induced death? I just wanna know.
um...i don't know...but be sure to post again soon so we know your alive and alright.
ReplyDeleteas gnarls barkley said, i'm allright.
ReplyDeletejust had a semi-busy weekend. and my usual internet connection/reading place isn't connecting.
and it's hotter than the devil's bum these days. but i'm allright.
I'd imagine that they do bight.
ReplyDeletei do hope you meant 'bite.'
ReplyDelete'bight' just sounds astoundingly horrible.