Efektiv 2day I is a librul hatin', God guns and Ameruka lovin' patriot! Get out of Amureka, hippys and Messicans!
God luvs rich white men! God bless them all! Xpt for Warren Buffet. He's a race trayter!
I WILL ALSO FROM NOW ON USE ALL CAPS 2 DISPLAY MY RIGHT-NESS!!
My favorite commercial of all time has gotta be the Dr. Pepper 10 ads. If it's not for you, it's because you have a va-jayjay, so stop whining.*
I can't believe I dismissed the musical genius of Creed!
Muppets suck! What are people thinking? Talking socks and imagination? Screw that!
Leave poor Rushbo alone! He's the victim here!
Michael Bay's a friggin' Art God!
Ed Hardy... it's like somebody threw up awesomeness on clothes!
For Easter, Jesus wants us to wear a suit and tie to church, men. Why else did he die but for us to spend money we don't have to look like we're going to a pastel-colored job interview?
Joel Osteen is my favoritest! He's like a shiny rainbow of promises and teeth!
And finally, all the evidence isn't in yet! You have to give them time before you call it racist, racists. Besides, we live in a post-racist country. So, who's the racists now? Also, Trayvon was a thug drug dealer and he shot first, also.
*Yeah, I gave up on the spelling inaccuracies later. Dead giveaway?