General Motti, I find your lack of faith disturbing, so we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in to work on the Death Star, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Vader that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Grand Moff Tarkin too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the womp rats, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll blow the death star up...
General Motti, I find your lack of faith disturbing, so we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in to work on the Death Star, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
ReplyDeleteOh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Leia, you effed Vader? VADER?? He's my mortal enemy! He's pure evil! How can you stand yourself?!
ReplyDeleteAnd I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Vader that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Grand Moff Tarkin too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the womp rats, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll blow the death star up...
ReplyDeleteYeeeah. I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday and destroy Alderaan.
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