I'm getting ready to fire up the ol' grill (i.e., stove top) with some yummy-yummy Boca Burgers.
Which, I find out later, my wife abhors. Abhors, I tell you!
I didn't think they were too bad.
You know you gotta oil up the frying pans for these meatless boigahs? I guess it makes sense.
But don't worry, fellow meat-lovers, jasdye is NOT going vegan. Meat is in my blood. In fact, it's in my bloodstream. And my flesh. And, of course, my colon.
But I am well-aware of the fact that I'm grossly overweight. And I need to take drastic (though not Atkins-type drastic) steps to losing weight.
I'm thinking Richard Simmons.
Okay, not quite.
Or at least not yet.
But at 250 lbs. and counting, I don't think I should take too many more Richard Simmons-less steps.
and to take your mind off that image...
"Well, at least I didn't write that stupid 'So You Had a Bad Day' song."
h/t to Paste Magazine